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Friday, December 22nd, 2006
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4:25 am - merry x-box
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happy holiday season everyone.
just so everyone knows, tonight(Friday) is the dysmorphics christmas show at merlin's. very exciting for me. This band doesn't get many shows, and when we do they are at Merlin's. This time is no different. Short notice, i know. I didn't even have time to make flyers. anyhow, i hope santa is good to you all.
~Kp!t3
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| Wednesday, December 20th, 2006
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5:49 am - welly welly well
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here he is
Mr. out of the LJ loop USA
the one and only K!L3Y P!T3....
anyone still listening to this broadcast is more patient than myself.
Yes, its been a long time. I am currently able to go online once in a while. I tried my best to catch up on LJ land. i am a bit overwhelmed with backlogged material. You all have so much going on that it blows my mind. I can never break away for this long again. I wish i could respond to everything i want to comment on, but I am still working with the 56 konnection. i really need to use my limited online time selectively, however i am glad that things are going well/sorry that things suck. For those of you lingering in between, I can only say that it gets better/worse from here.
Ba dump bum.
Seriously though. i don't know how to talk about myself anymore. This was always the closest thing i had to a diary. Now that it's gathered so much dust ,i'm afraid to clog my quill with these particles of neglect. I'm still working musically with several local outfits, which provide meager yet necessary supplemental income for the porn store job, which fails to independently slake my insurmountable debt, which spirals around my head like so many desert vultures. Food is a luxury item in the desert, second only to water in preciousness.
My new place still rocks. The GF and the roommate and I just got back from hanging at our friend Todd's house. some of you may know him from Myspace.com. He was one of the doods in my first apartment. He moved back in the building again last year, not long before i left again. It never ends.
I spend a lot of time lately making rudimentary video games. Generally of the "old skool" 8-bit nintendo persuasion, but for the pc. This has been a dream of mine for a long time, but only recently has technology caught up to my desires becoming realistic. It takes many many hours to get even a small result, but its worth it to see what i have always dreamed of seeing. One badass piece of my animated art killing another piece of art, ad nauseam!
it gets more interesting than that though. Its an adventure all the way. It can be about people talking over coffee, or even about picking purple oranges. I really get to decide what happens. This is what i have always dreamed of and it is now real. joy!
Blue Lazer will be playing another show soon.
Devotees of Kileypite will remember, that is the band consisting of my two brothers and I.
we are on myspace. We are from space as well. Comprehend that with your earthling minds if you dare!
(paragraph edited for emotional content)
I fear I am on the verge of boring you poor people/robots. I will do my best never to be this gone again. I have missed you guys.
I send you all glad tidings.
greasons seatings;
K.P!T3
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| Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
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11:16 pm - incase you felt like showing up....
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For those who have asked, and preemptively for those who haven't,
Yes the show is on Friday. Yes, tomorrow night.
The Dysmorphics will start around Midnight.
My favorite slot. Mwahaha.
Bises, mes petit choux!
(love and kisses, my little cabbages,)
K.P!t3
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| Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
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6:53 pm - Hoop it
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Hello everyone who hasn't bumped me from their friends page because i never talk. Well lo and behold, the beast emergeth, and was felled by Gilgamesh at Tenaugra. Seriously tough, SO much has happened. My nerves are really shot these days, and when that happens I really need to hide out. FINALLY getting the internet turned on at the new house, which we are Loving with a capital Love. this neighborhood is insane. Its a watch community, and i think they are watching us. we are the total black sheep of mansion street. two houses down there is a munster looking house, and the address is 313. there are houses painted black on this street. I am almost settled in and ready to be a little social again. I just got back from a hippy festival where Anal P. was playing. Groovy time. For some reason we get a buttload of respect from the jam band kids. It's probably the horns. three of the bands i'm in are playing the googoo music is art festival in allentown this year, so i'll be there both days..come hang out! 6/6/06 was really an amazing day all around.
We had a barbecue on our fire pit, then i was playing piano and i got this really intense surge of ecstatic energy. i was so overwhelmed i almost started crying. I just kept thinking about how happy I am that i finally get to be doing what I've always wanted to do, and how lucky i am to be alive in the first place. My work schedule is awesome now. Much more time to play, and work, and internet and zen. making a website is fun. I finally understand. Dysmorphics needs a site. We get to do backup music for a performance art piece. I can't say much more, but oh my god am I psyched. The world is spinning andPie I am constantly busy. This is how I like it. When I have time to relax, I get anxious. and that is not good for my frazzled nerves.
I guess hippie party's probably aren't good for my nerves either.
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| Monday, May 8th, 2006
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4:04 pm - well well....
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this might actually be the day i pack up the very last of my things and walk away from this place.
tons of my friends live here still. i will be around. Plus most of the band's i play with practice here.
I must admit though....i love my new neighborhood. I can't find an ugly sight anywhere i look.
I already know this place will inspire me, but right now my soul is quiet. taking it all in i suppose.
calm before the storm. i'm getting kicked off the computer here, but soon, i will have my own again!
i'd say within 3 days i will be back online like a crackhead. AIM name is still the same as LJ.
unless capnThunderpants is checking his email.
..i'll be in touch, my lovelies.
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| Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
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7:08 pm - spam of consciousness
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| Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
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9:32 am
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i only posted nine times in the past year.
i used to be addicted to teh intrawebb.
but i haven't even had a phone line in 2 years.
yes i am still a dial up fogie. judt deal.
i know we've all heard the story before, but i think i will be a regular face online again soon.
I am moving! I know, this happened about 3 posts ago, but this is for real.
Already put down a deposit on the lower half of a HUGE place. The Backyard
alone is twice as big as my current place. and dig this.....
WORKING FIREPLACE! lifelong dreams become reality sometimes.
this person wants a long term tenant and we never want to leave..
classic case of a win win situation.
I'll be living with the woman, and the roomate she has now, who i set her up with.
we basically live together in 2 adjacent apartments anyway, so this is a logical step.
we'll all save money, and as a bonus, we live in a luxurious dream house instead of a crap dungeon.
2 baths, cathedral ceiling, my own STUDY with freaking french doors.
endless other improvements from the 'mont.
I guess I always knew there were better deals out there, its just that s much of
my life is here. so many friends in such a concentration. I was almost never home anyway.
always something to do...somewhere to be. it's a real wonder i didn't snap.
things are getting better now.
i feel like shit every time i get this distant and realize how little contact i have
with the people i don't see everyday.i have come to accept this s a part of getting old.
but teh intranetzen are all about blurring this inevitable distance.
i am considering starting up kileykam again at this place.
I ended it when my life was in a very dark and unpublishable place.
now i have a foothold in the good feelings again. i want to share.
The bunny named Robot is growing up strong. He is the perfect
combination of hyper and affectionate. i have NEVER seen
a rabbit quite like this. not even close. he's still all black, but the bottom
of his paws are greyish. and he's still cuter than a pile of cute.
soon will be the ball cutting time. i NEVER like doing it,
but he is not social with other bunnies, and i do not want to find
out what rabbit spunk smells like. not to mention,
a little decrease in energy might be good for this guy. I don't want him
running into walls all his life. but he's still a baby....and already litter trained.....
almost. (still has accidents when highly excited)
but now he'll have mad room to run around. yeah!
i never knew a rabbit could be such a great pet. seriously.
so yeah, i miss everyone dearly.... drop me a line.
i'd ove to have you all at my luau.
lovE>
~K.P!#3
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| Sunday, March 26th, 2006
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6:23 pm - hamburgr helper!
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hello my intergallactic love babies. are we enjoying each breath as if it were our last?
i am back from another voyage to outer space where they don't have internets. strangely enough, they do have myspace. I got a sweet ass layout. and a trailer for a really FREAKY looking movie. check it out! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3405952
is it me, or is it the apocalypse right now? party at my house. Speaking of which, I
just got my house back to myself again. Things are going pretty well, but i need to get a roomate or two soon. save some dough or whatever. I really really love having my own place though. someday. at least i am in control of whatever happens next. i love control too.
i don't live with a dog anymore, so i decided to get a new pet. The dog would have eaten any pet i would have wanted. I got a black satin bunny rabbit. It is the most adorable thing on earth. you had better believe there will be pictures. His/her name is Robot(not sexed yet, but its a fairly unisex name). My gut tells me itzaboy. i'm usually on the money with these things. Its not like any other rabbit i've seen. It is beyond friendly. crawls right into your lap. we got it young enough to litter train too. he likes to climb on top of things.
born conqueror. getting back in the swing of things. i'm in a creative cycle. my mind is like a saturated drippy sponge. hamburger helper!
current mood:  numb
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| Thursday, December 29th, 2005
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5:24 pm - Merry X-Box, Everyone!
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My crypt has been disturbed once again, and i slowly emerge into the unfamiliar sunlight. Seasons greasings to all.
I know I've been naughty again. I have a tendency to disappear once in a while. This year went by in a flash. The quickening quickens.
My aol account was shut down around the time i lost the charger to my cellphone. So there went my connection to the world. I need to get back into using the pony express. Everything is back now though. Anybody want to hear a basic rundown of my life? No? Well this is an unlucky day for you...
~Still working full time at the porn stizzle. 3rd shift vampire life doesn't exactly contribute to my brittle atrophying social life functions.
but this job keeps me floating above water. Truth is its really good right now. I had the first two paid days off of my life. good stuff.
~Band is approaching three years of age. going to detroitRockCity in 2 months. Move over white stripes.
~new years resolution pending.
~love,
K.P!te
current music: Spank Me Harder, Daddy!~What Stripes?(feat. gwen stefani)
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| Sunday, October 30th, 2005
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1:52 pm
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well, friends. this is the day. Music is Art CD release party.
they are calling it "Halloween is Art"...i tend to agree.
it turns out the town ballroom is the sphere's new name.
we go on around 7pm. two shows with the Fems in one year.
we are truly blessed. I guess this is a haunted house theme.
that place will look great all freaked out. We have all been looking forward to this .
:)
Trying to get this Dysmorphics album recorded.
So far so good. Most of the basic drum tracks are done.
unfortunately, money has been strangling me with its icy grip once again.
but hey...what are you gonna do, eh? life is hard, but its good.
I got to catch up with alot of people last weekend at lisa's house party.
It really makes sense that she owns that house. great times.
Other than playing out and working at the filth store, i never really leave the compound.
I need to make more of an effort to do things beyond my regular scope.
Well, this is the season of chchchchchanges.
what is everybody going to be for halloween?
I'm a unicorn!
pictures to follow in a later post.
i have truly outdone myself.
stay sexy!
~K.P!te
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| Saturday, October 29th, 2005
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5:16 pm
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happy halloween
pudding party tonight
350 Ellicott
behind diabolo
5$
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| Saturday, October 1st, 2005
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4:00 pm
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Hi guys. I'm doing well. Hope the same goes for you all.
Not much time before I get kicked offline again.
Soon i will be posting like a feind again.
Really want to catch up soon. So much going on.
wanna see a video of me?
http://www.analpudding.com
We have a show at Merlin's tonight at midnight. Ghandi's birthday.
maybe that will bring some form of luck. This is going to be one hell of a party.
our first time on the strip in months. time to prepare.
ps~i love surprize phonecalls after 9pm est. or on weekends.
email me for cell# and hot times.
heart,
kP!TE
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| Monday, July 18th, 2005
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8:37 am - just when you thought it was safe to eat fruit snacks...
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My landlord and i have known eachother since May of 1997. I have lived here 3 times in the course of the past 8 years, and brought many friends of mine here to be tenants. My rent has been consistently about a week late for all these years. when he charged me a late fee this month, i didnt question it. 25$? no problem. that day, the water tank breaks. The next day I go to give him money, and he immediately starts yelling that i owe him an extra 200$ now, mumbling something about lawyers. Of course the old curmudgeon is trying to extort me for the cost of the new waterheater, but I am not one to be hoodwinked so graciously. At this point I ask him about seeing some legal documentation before i hand him that much money. At this point, he rolled up his car window saying" i don't want your money, i'd rather see you gone." Later, I talked to my roomate. he was sent a letter saying he had 2 weeks to find a new roomate or pay the full rent, and i have 2 weeks to leave. Pretty sure this is not legal. Then I found out he had walked into my house unannounced, without so much as a knock, and let himself in for a look around to see if I was hiding from him. Now to his merit, he is close to 80, and runs this 17 unit building himself, but he almost got himself killed ( he thought we had an intruder ) not to mention once again ILLEGAL! If that dirty old slumjunky walked in on either of our girlfriend's sleeping naked in this sultry heat, he would have found himself at the bottom of the stairs in short order. i really can't deal with invasion of privacy. So now he wants me gone? I don't care if he has me confused with someone else or if the heat is just getting to him. I will be happy to move into a real apartment. What he fails to realize is that 90% of the people living here are friends of mine. every tenant he brings in that we didn't find for him turn out to be assholes. When I leave, i take my girlfriend with me. her roomate is coming with us too. (thats1 down) My roomate will have to find a single apartment somewhere else. (thats 2). when he finds assholes to move in those two places, my neighbors across the hall will be leaving hastily. (3 ) This incident has inspired several other inhabitants to wonder whether they would be wise to leave as well, since our humble despot has turned that sharp corner beyond the age of reason. (4 etc)
.long story short, its the end of an era. Kiley Pite is packing up and moving out of the big brick monster. Funny. One of the first things I did when i moved in was paint a 8'X15' mural of kiley in the hallway of one of the apartments that will soon be empty, and the landlord will have the hefty task of painting over it. Somehow its poetic justice. This has been the first place I have called home since my parent's house, but somehow i don't feel like the walls are crumbling around me. They seem to be gently sliding down like a curtain, revealing to me the vast and adventurous world outside the box. still, i have 2 weeks to get alot of shit together. this still sucks.
well, i came back from NYC. I was there two days longer than planned, and still was too busy to catch up with anybody. I will be back in 2or3months though. the show was a slam dunk. Club diablo, Jesse's new joint last thursday was way too fun. We had a huge video screen behind us projecting a man eating pudding out of a toilet. the showplace this saturday! been wanting to play that joint since i was 16 or so. With so many dreams coming true its hard to notice the walls crumbling around me.
current mood:  bunghole mouth
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| Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
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12:58 pm - new york city here i come
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I am going to leave for NYC tomorrow morning, and I will be there till sunday. Anal Pudding will be playing the Gallery stage at CBGB's at 9:30, if anyone feels like checking that out. I haven't seen alot of you guys out there in some time. Call me if you feel like hanging out and showing me around a little (this will be my first time) if i like it, i'll even come back! :)~
this is going to be the grande finale of one hell of a month for me.
~ The first week of june, Pudding played a benefit concert for a stroke victim.(i know we are such angels). Anyway, a stripper got up onstage with us and played a mega drum solo with her bazookas. I don't use the term "bazookas" lightly. I've always been against nudity at our shows, but once the boobs were out, all my boys started to rock out 10X harder than ever. Never underestimate the musical power of wanting to impress a half naked woman.
~Flash forward to the Music is Art festival. Two days and dozens of bands. Day one I played with a band called the world's larest trio, fronted by my friend Zilla. We covered HeyYa by outkast. I got to do the plinky weird part. Fun. Day two, AnalP. was given the #1 primo spot possible. The last of the local bands. I had just gotten dark when we started. This helped us show off the giant smoking dico lazer toilet from hell. Yes, its finally done, and it is the star of the show. its just so big. It has 2 parts, and requires 4 people to carry. its good to have fans that re also special effects wizards. So we got to gross out about 1500 people at once. I have never seen that many faces before in my life. and you know what? ITS FREAKING AWESOME! I'll be chasing that buzz for the rest of my life; or until it happens again :)
~flash forward another week. The Rhubarb Family Picnic part 4. two days in the middle of ellicotville. camping, smurf houses, trippy light shows galore, truly heaven. The first night i got to play a song with Rhubarb!
http://www.rhubarbsucks.com
they have been all over the news this year. they are fast becoming buffalo's darlings, and they actually deserve it. We played the song from Rocky that was on the radio when Adrienne comes to Rocky's apartment for the first time. really beautiful tune. learning it taught me much about song structures.
6 minutes on stage with rhubarb. it would have been a dream come true if I was ever ambitious enough to have that dream. but life beat me to it this time around. Day two, the Pudding gets the sunset slot on the main stage with all the trippy projections, which really looked good on the toilet. The verdict is: Hippys love us! we are being hounded by all manner of hippy bar owners and show promoters. we are kicking it for real yo.
after all this and more that i dont have time or room for, i can't believe NYC is still on the way. I really have no idea what is in store for me. Ive said it before and i'll say it again. I love show business!
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| Thursday, June 9th, 2005
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8:53 pm - another busy week
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well, once again, the dysmorphics show was the best yet. time for an album, methinx. tonight AP plays a benefit and then the musc is art festival, i am playing both days. fun fun fun. then the rhubarb family picnic. then NYC. after that, i get to slow down for a week or two. i'll be having a social mixer soon, so maybe we can all get together and catch up face2face. i am on the run, so talk to everyone soon i hope. keep the piece!
current mood:  baa-bee-bo
current music: dooo bee doo bee doo
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| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
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6:02 pm - live music from two of my bands
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short notice, but.....
tonight at merlin's
THE DYSMORPHICS-kiey's band
ZILLA and the world's largest TRIO-band kiley plays piano for.
the Voodoo Dollies-just so i can't hog the whole night.
10:00PM 3$ for 3 bands.
magic and treats for everybody.
current mood:  busy
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| Friday, May 20th, 2005
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3:53 pm - new york city here i come!
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i don't freaking believe it man. not only am i finally going to NYC, but I am playing a show there too. My dream comes true on
SATURDAY, JUNE 25th! Anal Pudding is playing at CBGB's lounge at 10pm! If people come to see us, it will become a regular thing.
we have a show at merlin's tonight, where we will be officially announcing this news. you heard it here first! LJ is now officially a more trusted name in news than CNN. herky jerky! i need to get packing. I have at least three roadtrips to go on next month. kick ass. i hope you are all doing well!
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| Friday, May 6th, 2005
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2:05 pm - WHERE EAGLES SOAR!
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I am:
-14%
Republican. | "The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft." |
Are You A Republican?
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Like they've never SOOOOOOARED BEFOOOOORE!
i like john ashcroft's singing.
i'm a sucker for good old fashioned jingoism.
does this mean i have to be a democrat?
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| Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
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3:12 pm - Canto XVI~the tenth circle of happy fun cookie land.
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Happy new pope day. Oh yeah, and it's hitler's birthday too. freaky.
so Mike Sentman and the Dysmorphics will be playing at the Tudor lounge this Saturday,
The band decided to give it a shot. mike is happy.
Mini motor punch and the bailey quarters are on the bill...AAAAND
Burn Like Nero! So glad I finally get to play a show with those
guys. Oh yeah. don't forget Tomorrow (Thursday)
I will be hosting the open mic at the continental. full back line
of amps and drums. just bring your instrument and some friends.
thirsty? theres always some cheapo beer special going on.
hungry? bring donuts. please.
then you can go dance the night away upstairs with wbny's own
darkness DJ's. I like cheesecake.
stay groomed everybody,
judgment day is upon us once again.
~K.P!#3
current mood:  rushed
current music: I H8 MuZ!K
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| Friday, April 15th, 2005
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3:12 pm - diary of a whore
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yes its true. my life story these days is a freaking movie. my brain hurts.
Part time porn store whore/full time rock and roll whore. Occasional sleeper/Casual eater.
BUSYBUSYBUSYBUSYBUSYBUSY.
I've been doing my own thing lately. A*Puddin' is superfun but i have to get back to my roots.
live video game music type stuff. Its working out well. NExt Thursday I will be hosting the open mic
at The Continental downstairz. Open mic with Open Mike. how much fun is that ? superfun i tell you.
I will admit that it does add a sparkle to my life to be the envy of so many,
Inside, however, is a different story.
My soul feels like the dwindling light of a suffocating firefly these days.
I hope it is just the winter sadness. that would mean it is ending soon.
I miss my light.
when I go in the sun, my skin is nearly transparent. I need to take it slow.
I sleep in a dark red cave all the sunshiny day. Looking half dead=superfun. Feeling half dead=superbad
but hey. anal pudding show at Nietzsche's tonight. bands get free drinx there. Maybe this will be the night I put the sadness behind me for good.
until the sweet lover hangover tomorrow.
Please come witness the trainwreck that is my life.
did I say trainwreck? I meant miracle.
yeah, definitely miracle.
time to be sexy everybody!
smile for the camera and say"MONEY!"
did i say money?
i meant monkey.
definitely monkey.
love,
K.P!T3
p.s.~spring fever is a heinous bitch of a motherless ass whore.
that is all.
current mood:  accomplished
current music: I HATE MUSIC!!!!!!
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